Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Currently, IntelliGent's jokes revolve around changing the words of familiar nursery rhymes. He thinks it is hilarious. Here are a few of his favorites.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a car."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of juice."
"Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as ice."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on a mountain."
Each time he follows with a "ha ha. I chose a joke." I know, I'll probably get tired of hearing these eventually, but for now it is fun. It makes me remember the days when simple things brought so much joy. Wouldn't you be happy if "the dish ran away with the carrot" at the end of Hey Diddle Diddle?